Diane’s World

Hey world -

Today I finished making a possiblity for my building’s door decorations. Sure, I have a few weeks, but I prefer to have them done before I get on campus before things become hectic.

All the drawings are by Sam Brown (yes… once again I obsess over explodingdog.com). I’m starting to realize that I’m the only one that understands that website. I think that I managed to make these door decorations somewhat asthetically pleasing regardless to how much sense they actually make.

If you click on them you can see them bigger… and better.

I don’t know. This is the point in my life where you are all allowed to say “Diane, I love you, but you are strange.” Go ahead. You know you want to do it.

Ok. Well let’s see… interesting things I can tell you all. Oohh I have a few.

First of all, did you know that you can get MAIL ORDERED HUSBANDS? So if any of you females get desperate enough, you can buy one!

No! Honestly! This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all summer! Go to http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/ . These are quality guys! I mean think of this - Andrew (on the website, not my brother in law) says, “As a 23 year old balding man I’m in a hurry to find love!”

Bertram says, that he doesn’t want any good girls, “because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time.” Also, “I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I’m better now.”

Oh man - Too bad I don’t qualify for this guy named Steven. “I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occasional trip to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”.” My roommate has a car - I think she should go for him.

And Earl - in his advertisement - assures his future wife that he takes a bath… every week.

Oh man. Shows how great idea meeting people off the internet is. At least these men are… uh… honest. Be safe on the internet kids.

Well I’ve got work to do. Be good everybody!

I get back to Dordt in 8 day!

love, diane